CLEAR SIGNS OF IMPENDING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING
This is probably the last existing photo of renowned actor Jakob Vogdrup Hansen, known for his roles in several foking films films. Mr Vogdrup has lived in the United States since early 2010, attending method-acting lessons with Steven Seagal and William Shatner. This photo was sent to us by an anonymous fan with the text “CHOKE ON IT!!!”. The disturbing image tells its own story very clearly. Never the less, Foking Films submitted the photo to the well-known “hardcore” scientists James Hansen and Michael Mann for a second opinion.
After careful examination both scientist independently state that the picture is genuine and showing the possibility of a Zombie Apocalypse caused by global warning. James Hansen states “Clearly the Zombies are released by the thawing ice at the poles”. This is backed by Danish foreign secretary Villy Søvndal: “The ice is melting at the Pöles”.
Foking Films hold the rights to the screen adaption based on the final Canadian adventure of Mr Vogdrup.
