How can you protect yourself when the zombie hordes invade your neighbourhood? According to zombie protection theory 101 (written by J. Vogdrup, in press) there are two major schools of survival: 1) Spend all your resources to protect your house. 2) Invest in a fast and secure car – and get the hell outta Dodge!
Why worry? You probably don’t have a chance anyway – unless you have access to “special weapons” and “special drugs” (see article by Vogdrup in ZPT/101, March 2012 issue).
“If you don’t have access, stop sulking and get on with your life” (quote by S. Jobs).
Never base your tactics and decisions on speculation! The site “class3outbreak” uses a scientific approach to the assessment of the zombie outbreak threat! You can now run a simulation to test how long it takes for YOUR neighbourhood to be infested:
Foking Films recommend you act accordingly: You ain’t got a chance, so live life now: You’ll be a brainmunching zombie tomorrow!
