The world of Foking Films

FOKING FILMS is officially listed as an independent company of surprisingly normal people (when observed in our day-time habitat), and having no ties whatsoever to the commercial industry, movie industry, Hollywood or Peter Aalbæk. We uphold this independence to give you the world as it is, not glossed-over and varnished with optimistic crap concerning the wonderful potential of human nature.

Mission

The movies made by FOKING FILMS are not intended to be released in any form, nor are they subject for rent, sale or any other monetary gain. Likewise, despite being satirical in the extreme, any comments made concerning real or imagined humans or animals are completely and entirely coincidental, and are most definately not the very clear expression of the opinions of any member – real or otherwise – of FOKING FILMS.

Intellectual capacity

Even if we had the intellectual capacity to form opinions, these would easily be outstripped in ethical superiority by the collective legislation formed by the small, sticky, greenish-looking lump I found in my ear the other day, which not only seems to have evolved into intelligent life, but also form a political system of its own.